Name your new apathetic roommate… Charles Lickins.
Or get two & name em Catsup & Meowstard. Bonus points if you have a dachshund.
Name your new apathetic roommate… Charles Lickins.
Or get two & name em Catsup & Meowstard. Bonus points if you have a dachshund.
WootyTat.
Coot
Cooty Wooty
Cwooty Cat
Cwoot in Boots
(Imagine cute kitty strutting boots)
Cwonic the woot-a-holic
Ok last one
Cuuty-Wooty
BACK
Itotitawawootytat
Stay.
You know that thing when you are a kid and have a cat named muffin and it likes to jump and try to get the magnets on the refrigerator and one day you take a picture of muffin mid jump so it looks like she is a magnet herself but then she gets hit by a car the next week and you put the picture of her looking like a magnet on the refrigerator, on the refrigerator with a magnet and now that is where muffin exists so you can’t take it down and you grow up and move out and buy your own house and then you go visit your mom and she still has muffin on the refrigerator after like 30 years even though it’s like the 4th refrigerator she has had since the day in the picture and you think about how you don’t really remember much about your childhood, but you vividly remember finding muffin cold in the bushes and it makes you suddenly hyperaware of your own mortality and you wonder what it will be like when it’s your turn to be found in the bushes? You should name it the opposite of that.
What else but Big Orange Cat?
Hmm… Mortimer snerd. Skittles… Or Gary Gnu.
Too many unanswered questions.
Naming a cat is not something you do willy nilly. You don’t just pick a cat name out of a cat name book.
At this point, the cat should be named “he who shall not be named” or Voldemort for short. And I’m not even a harry potter fan.
Soooooooo…Biscuit?
Catmandu,
Caterpillar,
Wooty Harrelson
Bag of C…
Sparta.
So you can say:
“This is Sparta”