When Lovers Meat

Ba dum Dssshh

I would have bought this shirt if meat didn’t have quotes around it. totally unnecessary

What special talent hides behind the home-brand Shirt.Woot alias? Let’s rule out all the vegetarians, those who complain about asphalt shirts and people with a choice of more than 10 fonts on their computer.

Sad Trombone… when a rim shot just isn’t appropriate.

Or the smiley face. It creeps me out too.

I don’t get it… Some kind of screw lodged in a Jell-O mold?

I learned that when your finished eating the t bone steak, you can stab your cell mate to death from the movie, “law abiding citizen”

??

This guy seems cool enough, but is he a SUUUUUUPER MEAT BOY?!

How do you know that’s a “he”? Do you think that shirt.woot never makes a Miss Steak?

The price of the shirt is pretty close to what you would pay for real t-bone

“…Hope you guessed my name…”

I don’t know if I should buy this when there’s so much at steak.

with valentines day being today i cant help but remember the invader zim episode ‘tak the hideous new girl’ where they all give each other meats for valentines day

yum

Looks like a good shirt for Cannibals!

I should make a horror movie short where the killer wears this shirt… Hmmm…(starts writing)

T-bone? I don’t think so.

It looks more like a Porterhouse because the tenderloin side is large.

Okay, who else thought the entire last paragraph, as well as the basis of the shirt itself, is just terrible innuendo? Am I just that much of a pervert?

I’d wear this on a steak out.

I totally didn’t get the joke until I noticed the quotation marks./sarcasm

Sans quotation marks, I would be buying this shirt instead of typing about it.

Bad cow pun, woot.