When no one else is around, I like to...


#1

Watch the “Esteban’s Gift of Guitar” infomercial…again and again.


#2

Masturbate furiously whenever someone responds to one of my posts.

Oh, and when I get probated, …ooooooh baby!


#3

Spray whipped cream from the can into my mouth and then all over me. She would have a stroke if she saw me doing that by myself.


#4

Great minds think alike. We both posted at the same time and both of us were thinking about*** happy liquids***.


#5

I wonder about the truth of this saying… I mean, aren’t great minds great because they aren’t like anyone else’s?


#6

You win. My mind can’t think of a good answer to that one. Maybe we should measure the circumference of our heads to compare! goes to get tape measure


#7

Yeah, that’s another one.


#8

:meh:


#9

… play video games naked.


#10

post on one of the old threads and bump it.


#11

…contemplate the effectiveness of #3 buckshot from a shotgun at a range of less than 24 inches.


#12

weigh myself… then pee… then weigh myself again…

sometimes i drop over a pound… hehe… is that gross?


#13

Why #3?!?!?


#14

It’s the last of the smaller diameter shots that I want to test, but I need to get some more ballistics jell. Anything smaller than #1 appears to be a waste.


#15

respond.

respond.

respond.

respond.

respond.

respond.

:wink:


#16

OK, you understand, some things ought not to be shared with total strangers all over the internet, right?


#17

When no one else is around, I like to…

listen to Carly Simon


#18

play with toys


#19

I like to …read science fiction. I’d probably read it for a week straight if I didn’t have other things to deal with.


#20

When no one else is around, I like to eat ice cream, and then say, I never eat sweets.