Where are you RIGHT NOW?
In a pit, putsing the lotion on my skin.
I bought a large thing of lotion for @Williamdavi, but he doesn’t know how to use it.
Could you give pointers to him?
I’ve often been told that I am out there…
Here!
At the place with the thing. You know, around the corner from the whatchamacallit… and just down the way from the place with the thingamajigs and thingamabobs.
Finally, someone who speaks my language.
Here, then I’ll be there in a while.
I’m traveling through space and time on a tiny blue marble.
I’m actually both at home and at work.
Schroedinger would be proud.
Where are any of us, really?
Is that near the place that sells the doohickeys?
I’m at home, working. Working from home. Homing from work. I dunno, on my couch with work in front of me.
No matter where you go…There you are…
Over and under and through the woods😳
Masculine pride dictates that I cannot ask for directions even though I don’t have a clue.
Can’t you tell from all the cameras I bought from you guys?
Whoa, I’m halfway there,
Whoa-oh, sittin’ on a chair!
You mean… “Are we there yet?”