Where The Crap Things Are

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Where The Crap Things Are
Price: $5
Shipping Options:: $5 Standard
Shipping Estimates: Ships in 3-5 business days. (Friday, Mar 20 to Wednesday, Mar 25) + transit
Condition: Really Crappy

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Previous Similar Sales (May not be exact model)
2/12/2015 - $5.00 (Woot-off)

Did you miss it? Here are some Crappy Tips

1. Stay Logged In - When the current item reaches 5%, log out of woot and log back in to keep your session fresh
2. Keep your cart clean - Clear out any sold out items from your cart
3. Refresh the Community Page - New items show up faster on the community page than they do on the main page. When an item is sold out, the forums are the place to be.
4. Click the image - Make sure you are clicking on the image of the crap, and not the text. This will get you directly to the Add to Cart page, and save you some more time
GOOD LUCK!

Thou shall not cheat the woot-off. But I didn’t cheat! Cheaters!

OMG i was here… why was it sold out immediately :frowning:

again order number… then denied.
dang.

Ooh! My second-ever First Sucker, too! I’m pleased with how I’ve refined my technique, even if I missed all my chances yesterday.

I can’t believe I did this again after that last crappy one, but here we go again – with any luck it will merely be crappy! :j
Oh Wow, Mike-- you were first and I was last! Bookends.
Edit:
And yes - Hey Thunder Thighs: pretty good, eh? First BOC of St. Pat’s Day, and an Irishman [hope O’Shay is…] in first, and last. That’s gotta be worth some extra crappy crap this time?? ;-o

Amawoot - you should change the wording of “Limit one per customer” for the quickest tease Bummer o’ Cheaters to reflect the actual chances of getting a Bountiful of Cankersores - “Limit one customer”…whilest the rest of you suckers stay up another hour hoping to get the one and only Bogus of Cheats the next time around…

The luck of the Irish is strong today.

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Hah! I’ll admit that it’s just a username, but it’s certainly befitting of the circumstances.

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