Where's my toaster?

You could put some grape jelly on a slice of toast. Would probably be pretty good.

Can it be that you don’t have a stash of emergency Pop Tarts? Put them on your list right now! They will do nicely in a pinch.

All I have right now is Girl Scout cookies.

I do have some poptarts around. I’m a big fan of the Brown Sugar Cinnamon variety.

Oh yeah! With butter. Man…now I’m hungry. Going down to the kitchen to scrounge. I might be able to find some of those Girl Scout cookies, too!
Nite Poof, Jlange!

Night Lazarus