Which common object becomes a mortal enemy the fastest?

[ThisRissatoo]

I thought that getting the vacuum cleaner with the retractable cord would solve most of the problems.
It. Did. Not.

[Wooter749592130]

The fitted sheet…. How was that not an option??

[daveinwarshington]

Fencing staples.

[rpcarroll]

[rpcarroll]

[Wooter319173942]

pants, if you’ve had a bit too much to eat…

[Wooter486856254]

[tf1]

Don’t need 'em…

Lyle Lovett - Pants Is Overrated

[Aldipants50ish]

Umbrella should be an option. Always turns on you when you most need it

[Topherlovestowoot]

My shins just thinking about the chair

‍:right_arrow:‍:right_arrow:

[lboban]

I went to Bluetooth earbuds the second they were available. I HATE headphone cords with a passion I reserve only for Zumba and Christian apologists.

[Wooter992367993]

[daveinwarshington]

@rpcarroll

YOU WIN!!

I HATE TRYING TO OPEN THOSE STUPID LITTLE THIN PLASTIC BAGS IN THE STORE!!

[Wooter293995170]

[kwd33]

IYKYK

[intrepid01]

Cats do the Roomba

…with Mastery

Cat does not even look. Has savoir faire and knows geometry !

[flavaK]

I didn’t think people were still using wired headphones

[wootuserjared]

Our shower is very temperament. It goes between scalding and freezing with littlest twist.

[wootuserjared]

@intrepid01

Cat does not even look. Has savoir faire and knows geometry !

That cat looks like it is confronting the other cat for stealing favorite food and is threatening bodily harm. It doesn’t have time to deal the robot.

[intrepid01]

You can call me an incurable romantic. It looked to me more like a suave cara mia no distractions moment. Cat lying down isn’t àfraid. More enthralled.