Which lie do you tell yourself most confidently?
The 1 more hour of doom scrolling, but more like only a few more tweets then I wind up scrolling for like half an hour.

5 more minutes

I will have more patience with the in-laws’ holiday drama…

Going to sleep early, when falling asleep is the main problem…

Tbh a lot of things from the list.
- Just one episode
- Doom scrolling
- Going to bed early.
Dayummm…

These little slabs apparently can bend space and time, forcing us to stay online rather than reading a good book…

Why would I lie to myself? I’d know I was lying, so what’s the point?
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Just one more YouTube video and I get to bed
I iz not a cat.
“She really does love me, she’s just busy…” :')
I need that
That i like the show Stranger Things
Thanks to the new sales happening at midnight it’s hard to sleep early




Why do my clothes keep shrinking? Woot must be using a cheaper cotton. ![]()

