Which micro-joy saves your entire day?
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Of those choices, DEFINITELY finding leftovers!
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I’d take less traffic and no stops anyway
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Remembering leftovers for sure!
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All green lights is a rare treat. If you don’t know how awful traffic can be, may you never have to endure such torture. Especially with the drivers in certain big city/urban areas.
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Functional Woot polls and forums. Functional is a keyword.
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Hitting greens all the way!
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Getting a full 9 hours of sleep.
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Perfectly toasted bread… With butter & honey.
Yummy… And a glass of milk. Oh yeah!!
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Simple pressures and joy
So three old men met on a Sunday morning…
“Sixty is the worst age to be,” said the 60-year-old man. “You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out.”
“Ah, that’s nothin,” said the 70-year-old. “When you’re seventy, you don’t have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin’ comes out!”
“Actually,” said the 80-year -old, “Eighty is the worst age of all.”
“Do you have trouble peeing, too?” asked the 60-year old.
“No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock: no problem at all.”
“So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?”
“No, I have one every morning at 6:30.”
Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, “You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what’s so bad about being 80?”
“I don’t wake up until 7:00.”
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When you finally get home and ready to watch some TV
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Perfectly toasted bread.
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They timed the lights through town correctly.
Unbelievable…
I actually drove all the way down High Street without having to stop.
Should have bought a lottery ticket…
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Today, is employee appreciation day, so DOUGHUTS for all.
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