Whiskey chalk

Although I checked out their site, they do make bacon salt and bacon spread…

Here is their site Epic Meal Time

If an evening starts with those mason jar wineglasses, it’s probably gonna end with whiskey/baconlube. Anything else would be way too classy.

Strange that Utah was at the bottom of the baconlube sales, but seems to be rising to the top of the whiskeylube sales.

Rule 34

We tried to do whiskey dick one time, but DAMN in burned.

I wish I could recall if my wife actually liked whiskey…

The Woot-OffBot blurb made me giggle.

Interestingly a lot of the state that didn’t buy the bacon lube seem to really be going for the whiskey lube.

Waht’s next? Beer goggles?

Thank goodness it’s not refurbished!

Maybe they didn’t want another lube ownership opportunity to slip through their uh… fingers.

I have an idea for woot: bagsofcrap.woot.com

Bought three, live in Utah, but not a Utah resident so that counts towards something right?

Apparently, the bible belt loves themselves some Whiskey Dick.

“Ahm gehing noeth ofh oakh, figth, anh ith thah a hinh ofh vanihuh?”

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“I’m getting notes of oak, (fig?), and is that a hint of vanilla?”

I’m stuck on “figth” though…

Me too. I thought maybe fifth?

I figured it was figs as well.

chalk? We don’t need no stinkin’ chalk.
At least I read this one first.
Who wants my bacon lube?
Trade you for lollipops…

figs?

Oh lord, Hints of Vanilla is cleeeeever.