I’m calling BS on this one! My mdW original and instant classic White Christmas gets banned from the derby under mysterious circumstances for being “too snowy” and not 12 hours later this imposter, full of snow, pops up!
This was NOT a coincidence! This is a cover up, a frame job, a take out!
Lawyer up, Woot! The only thing that will be White about your Christmas will be the injunctions, pleadings, subpoenas and discovery that will bury you like a blizzard!
Who does @imisko have naked pics of? @davejlives? Nah, they arn’t bribery material - you could get those from any number of Seattle area bar security cams. @ThunderThighs! No, she’s too classy AND too connected for that to happen. @Lady5tark? @benwyeth? What do they have on you? I can help! Never forget what I did for Jack in customer service in the Adventure of the Bad Deal!
I voted for it. But only so Woot can afford a lawyer.
(And it’s cute.)
And now you die, evil imposter White Christmas!