Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

I’m in my 20s and that’s how I learned it! But my grandmother is also British so maybe it’s an English thing?

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Johnny, Johnny
Yes, Papa?

burglar GIF by State Champs

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If you got ‘em eat them all, no need for a jar!

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cookie crisp cereal GIF
This guy stole them.

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Ozark Spoiler ahead


waving sesame street GIF by PBS

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Food Cookies GIF by Pusheen

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It was those creepy ghost kids who for some reason haunt the Family Circus household.

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It was probably my son. That sounds like something that he would do.

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Am I being detained?

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Love my jars…
marge simpson earthquake GIF

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Yes Who did take the cookie!
Who did?
Who did! The guy on first base!
Whos on first?
The guy that took the cookie.
What guy?
Who!

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The muffin man

Oops! Sorry for calling you old! I’m glad your grandmother taught you the correct words. :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

I want to know who stole the Cookie Jar?
I have no where to put my fresh baked cookies!
You say “what kind of cookies?”
I made oatmeal chocolate-covered raisin cookies. … And choc choc chip with choc-covered raisins.
Where is the cookie jar?

Who has been the target of a vicious smear campaign for some time now! First Who was accused of being a pornographer, despite there being no evidence that Who wrote “The Book of Love”. Then it was animal cruelty, though again no one actually saw Who let the dogs out. Then came the nasty rumor that Who died and left You in charge. Now you claim that Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar! Speaking for the Who family I tell you that we deny the allegation, and we resent the alligator. Retract this foul accusation at once, or you shall hear from our solicitors.

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