Yoda or a eskimo who’s taking creatine?
Fenstar or eHalcyon?
Fen. He has the black box.
Skek or Josephus?
Skek, his trained birds would totally peck out Josephus’s diseased lungs.
Dontwantaname or pooflady?
Dontwantaname. Has a much sharper wit
Sokowa or Cho ?
NO No no NO FIGHTING !!!
Wrestling is good
Mommy and Daddy wrestle at night sometimes
Sokowa. Chicks rule!
You forgot to ask who would win in a fight.
5 or 6?
Would you like to wrestle with my pet sheep ?
you forgot to ask who would win in a *fight.
Chuck Norris or David Hasselhoff?
- both must be wearing puppies during fight
Be safe when wrestling. Always wear protection
Well Chuck Norris, of course. The Hoff, unfortunately, has the alcoholizm.
Cake or Pie?
Always wrestle with the door closed
Pie it has more experience with flight.
Marine epoxy or Duct tape
pie of course , the cake lies.
psycho shaved head brittney , or knight rider vintage hasselhoff ?
psycho-Brittney. She wields a deadly umbrella.
Willow or Mini-Me?
Wrestling in the back seat is uncomfortable
Deception or destruction?
Duh. Pie- the cake is a lie.
David “hic” Hasselhoff or Cheezburger?
WILLOW OR MINI ME??!?!?!