Yes, I know it is cliché…but…after reading Parade’s 50 Smartest People list, I would have to disagree with many of their choices. The list.
If you had a dinner party and could invite twelve people, living or dead, who would you invite? If some of the people are currently dead, we’d assume they’d be back to life for the dinner…
My mother- I really want to talk with her- she has Alzheimer’s now.
My dad- I’m sure he would like the same chance.
3-5. forget the first 6. my 3 brothers
6-9. my 4 sisters
10-12. my 3 kids- they never knew my mom for real.
damn, I had no idea how much I wished this could be true.
John Lennon, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Al Gore, Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, John F. Kennedy, Abraham Lincoln, Jesus Christ, Eleanor Roosevelt, Alan Alda, Leonardo DaVinci
We would have dinner at that restaurant in Chicago(?Moto) that has all the techie/science food like popcorn frozen with nitrogen, edible menus, lobster cheetos, crunchy olive oil, etc. And margaritas.
The topics of discussion would be global warming and the energy crisis, the war in Iraq, who should be president in 2008, and in general, what can we do to make earth a better place to live.
Galileo, Steven Hawkings, Benjamin Disraeli, Sun Tzu, my f-i-l’s grandmother (you’d have to hear the stories), Harry Truman, Groucho Marx, Bill Cosby (from the 70’s), Jim Thorpe, Lenny Bruce, Carol Burnett, and a post whore to be named later.
No, not offensive. It just looks like a horribly depression planet to live on. I won’t go!!! Ok, I’ll swap out Eleanor Roosevelt for Steven Hawkings so that he can explain that comment.
I disagree with Parade’s list.
Any list like this is entirely subjective anyway…
My party wouldn’t be the smartest people, but we’d have fun.
Sam Kinison
Ernest Hemingway
Teddy Roosevelt
Bert Rutan
Katherine Hepburn
Hunter S. Thompson
Thomas Edison
Isaac Asimov
Mark Twain
Emily Dickinson
Kurt Vonnegut
Babe Ruth
We’d eat White Castles, chicken wings and have a fart lighting contest, then watch Edison and Rutan do body shots off Kate’s belly.
Drink beer, mojitos, and have a brandy with cigars watching the sunset from Mallory Square.
Then call up the Filipino hookers.