Why are we here?

To buy from Woot? thats why i am here.

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Do you really care why? You will never find the answer. No one has ever found the answer. Stop thinking about why and start living for the now.

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I’m here for the bean dip.

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That’s acute answer.

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To avoid the things we should be otherwise doing. :slight_smile:

  • Also cause Woot wants us to buy stuff.
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Because we’re not there.

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But always remember …

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Wait. You guys are getting free pizza?

And while you are here…

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Verb?

I’m just a number. Maybe you are twotoo.

Yes, that bothered me too but working at the time with 1 min break no time to edit. Here is a less than convincing explanation:

Just consider the Lego Evidence existential argument. That is more tangible and convincing.
Instead of “I think therefore I am,” - it is - “I feel pain, therefore …fo’ reals this really hurts.”

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