WHY CAN'T THE SALES START AT 9AM INSTEAD OF THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. I ALWAYS MISS OUT ON STUFF, GONE WHEN I GET UP.

WTF START THE SALES AT 9AM

Which 9AM time zone would you prefer?
Hawaiian Time?
Alaskan Time?
Pacific Time?
Mountain Time?
Central Time?
Eastern Time?

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Chatham Standard Time.

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But then the saying “the early bird gets the worm” wouldn’t make sense! It’d cause emotional scars for all of those that learned & practiced it.

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Sleeping in until 9AM would be nice I suppose.
I’m always up before 6AM.

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They use Woot Standard Time for this site. It’s usually around-ish Central time, depending on whether @wajeremy broke anything on the way out or how drunk @davejlives was/is

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You gotta earn the good Woot’s! No sleep for the cheap!

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How drunk @davejlives’ was?? No, he’s always drunk. Never not drunk. Always drunk.

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We all know @wajeremy broke hearts on his way out.

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THIS

I couldn’t follow suit. It was all I had in my hand.

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Why don’t you just stay up later? You don’t need 8 hours of sleep.

Good grief! I’m never out of bed before 11am!

:tumbler_glass:

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https://www.yahoo.com/news/connecticut-man-broke-restaurant-closed-134128742.html

So you made the news. Nice.

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Because we’ve always done it that way?

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Life goals

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I kinda want to know what item this person was so shouty about. Maybe I should be upset too.

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East coast weinies?

ARE WE MAD ABOUT SOMETHING? I WANNA GET MAD! LET’S GET MAD! ARRRRGH SO MAD

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