Why did we name it Prime Appreciation Week when it's actually two weeks?
Ahhhh…you tell me!
Because of glitchy app games, failed/late launches and janky servers it only adds up to a week? And that’s being generous?
No? Anybody? Hey guys…
Because Prime Appreciation Fortnight would have just led to a different kind of confusion?
Because it’s a leap year?
Because Woot is actually headquartered on Mars.
Because Woot’s “s” key is broke and they’re fresh out of CTO type people who can fix that.
Because we all know this site is a giant joke only staying together by @davejlives’ beer cans
Because cats can’t count.