Wine Barrel Wine Stave Bottle Balancer
$6.99 + $5 shipping
CONDITION: Wooden
PRODUCT: 1 Wine Stave Bottle Balancer
is this real life?
This looks very cool… wonder if it’s, French, American, Hungarian, etc.
EDIT: Wow, I can’t read apparently.
Does this come packaged in a nice box for gifting??
This looks rather non-balsamic 
still hope for 1 pm 1 guess
This is $14 on their site. So it’s a pretty good deal, especially if you buy more than 1. Great holiday gifts.
Why? I do not understand what it’s purpose is??
I feel like this could get knocked over easily and i’ve have to buy another botte of wine from woot.
I think you have stumbled onto Woot’s new marketing plan. 
Its purpose is to get your guests wondering what its purpose is.
Do you need to be 21 for these non alcoholic things on wine.woot? I don’t turn 21 for a few months, but I’d like these for gifting.
Well it balance my bottle of balsamic?
looks like no, but does it hurt to try?
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You must be 21 or older to order
Whoever receives the package must be 21 or older
If you’re drunk when the package shows up, you will not be allowed to receive it
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Nope! Anybody can buy things on Wine.Woot if it’s non-alcoholic.
…Ok, so maybe not your cat (if you consider your pet a person). But anybody who can press the big yellow ‘buy’ button, wait a week or two, and then get the package from the front door. If your cat can do that, then cool!
Notice they put the bottle of Pinot in this: The Cabernet Sauvignon was too heavy of a wine to properly balance.
“FOCKER, I’m not gonna tell you again. Jinx cannot flush the toilet. He’s a cat for Christ sakes!”
Here’s a woodworking site for you handy folks - although for $6.99 and a woot birthday coupon I think I will go with the barrel stave version here. Just need to decide 2 or 3 to give away one or two.