Wine Barrel Wine Stave Bottle Balancer

I see this ending poorly for many bottles of wine

I used to make these out of scrap 2x4s. I drill my holes so the bottle rests more horizontally though.

I bought some a couple years ago here on Woot. They actually are pretty darned stable.
Though they did cost $3 less then . . .

I’d be in for some D’ont Spille! That was probably the best QPR I’ve have ever wooted.

As it stands, sadly, I am in the position of needing to downsize my paddle collection. The kids are getting old enough that discretion is warranted…