Women are farking crazy


#141

Forgive a girl for trying to share.


#142

Oooohhh, good point.


#143

Thank you, it is a little chilly in here.


#144

I hear strenuous exercise can raise body temps.


#145

Jumping jacks, you think? Or push ups?


#146

Yes


#147

I’ll let you explain to my coworkers then.

Wait, why am I still here? I should be at the beach!


#148

It’ll be warm here soon, just got home and lit the wood stove…


#149

Playing with wood, first thing when you get home…Careful you don’t get a splinter.


#150

This is an older North Easter Stove - it takes Logs…


#151

Screw the kindling, eh?


#152

Hey, it catches fire…


#153

Again, with lines that will result in responses I can’t make publically!

I mean, how does one comment on wet wood without it sounding like an innuendo?


#154

Hide it in a limrick?

there once was a lemming from nantucket…


#155

Who was hung like a gerbil in a bucket…


#156

He ran out in the rain to gather some kindling


#157

But tripped on a ring
And dropped something…


#158

And ended up putting wet wood in the bucket…

See, that worked.


#159

Oh, I shall never doubt you again!


#160

It’s a talent…