Forgive a girl for trying to share.
Oooohhh, good point.
Thank you, it is a little chilly in here.
I hear strenuous exercise can raise body temps.
Jumping jacks, you think? Or push ups?
Yes
I’ll let you explain to my coworkers then.
Wait, why am I still here? I should be at the beach!
It’ll be warm here soon, just got home and lit the wood stove…
Playing with wood, first thing when you get home…Careful you don’t get a splinter.
This is an older North Easter Stove - it takes Logs…
Screw the kindling, eh?
Hey, it catches fire…
Again, with lines that will result in responses I can’t make publically!
I mean, how does one comment on wet wood without it sounding like an innuendo?
Hide it in a limrick?
there once was a lemming from nantucket…
Who was hung like a gerbil in a bucket…
He ran out in the rain to gather some kindling
But tripped on a ring
And dropped something…
And ended up putting wet wood in the bucket…
See, that worked.
Oh, I shall never doubt you again!
It’s a talent…