August 10-15! But, what is it??
Well, you need the Woot! app first. So GET THE APP HERE:
Now what? Now use the Woot! app for stuff like:
TWO appsclusives each day from August 10-15, at 1pm CT and 5pm CT.
Try to snag a $1 app-only deal during Midnight Mobile Madness from August 10-14, at 12 am CT. DONE!
Deal-O-Meter #1: Vote to lower the price on Monday, August 10, and make us lose money on Tuesday! SOLD OUT!
On Wednesday, August 12 we’re running a brand-new (like new deals, not a new format) Woot-Off from 8am CT until 10pm CT. Folks who don’t have Prime can use code FREESHIP and pay for shipping just once all day today. DONE! A few hundred of 'em, GONE!
During the Woot-Off there will be lots of Bags O’ Crap, so in case you missed them last month during Woot!'s birthday, now’s your chance!
Get some appsclusive-only $10 shirts! (Gotta use your mobile device to find 'em). DONE!
Deal-O-Meter #2: Vote to lower the price on Thursday, August 13, and make us lose money on Friday! UNLOCKED AND AVAILABLE HERE
Play Digital Crap all week long for a chance at super-cheap, super-weird stuff!
Prime Members get up to 10% off purchases made on the Woot! app on Saturday, August 15! Details here.
Some have asked "WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS? WHY MAKE PEOPLE USE YOUR APP?"
To which we reply, "NO ONE IS FORCING YOU TO PARTICIPATE IN AN E-COMMERCE PROMOTION THAT FEATURES SOMEWHAT-COMPELLING OFFERS IN A FUTILE EFFORT TO CULTIVATE EXCITEMENT DURING A TIME WHEN MANY CONSUMERS ARE NOT INTERESTED IN MAKING IMPULSE PURCHASES BECAUSE THERE IS A WORLDWIDE PANDEMIC AND EXTREME SOCIAL INEQUITIES WHICH HAVE LED TO THE VERY FABRIC OF AMERICAN DEMOCRACY BEING TESTED ON AN ALMOST DAILY BASIS"
But we digress. Join us for Woot! App! Week!