Dang one month off guys and left Dallas two years ago
- You have to have a Birthday in the month of May. - YES!
- You have to be available on Thursday, May 26, 2022. - YES!
- You have to allow us to take videos and pictures at your house. - Sure why not!
- You have to live in Dallas County, TX. - oh nevermind
$75,000 is more than I’d like to spend. Is there anything less fancy available?
hey, I live in Omaha and my birthday is in October but you can come and visit me any time!
Only 75k for that?! Better grab it before I do! Might need a little work but ill just call up my old pals. You may have heard of em, their name is The Property Brothers. Yeah we go waaaaay back. Im sure theyll get it done, and for free!
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Yes, it’s my Birthday this month AND I live in Dallas AND you cant come to my house on May 26th!
Yes, it’s my Birthday this month AND I live in Dallas AND you can come to my house on May 26th!” Or whatever you want.
Only one of these is true but the directions said this is what I had to post to enter
You win, I think you are the only one who is really eligible. Congratulations shiv07! Hope your great big bag of crap exceeds your expectations tremendously and that you get lots of screaming monkeys too!
It’s my birthday month. But live in Austin. What’s a 3 hour drive come on woot don’t be lazy.
Can’t wait to see how you be livin’
My Crappy birthday (and crappy doesn’t even come close to describing them) is May 30. I’m around on the 26th but I won’t step foot in that Woman hating homophobic Texas. Come to Chicago, where everybody cool that used to live in TX is moving to. Pizza’s on me.
This is all great except for the the Texas bit. May 26th IS my birthday.
What a treat that would have been. PA isn’t THAT far, right?
Stupid geography.
Yes, it’s my birthday this month AND I live in Dallas AND you can come to my house on May 26th to shower me with crappy birthday presents!
My birthday is today!! But I’m not in Dallas
My birthday is on Saturday but I live 2 hours north of Dallas. Im going to have a crappy birthday anyway since my back is out.
Why not come celebrate by birthday in August in the beautiful rainy sunshine state! I’ll smoke some delicious BBQ while y’all chill in my kiddy pool and pet my 6 free ranging chickens