Woot! Crappy Birthdays: May 2022

I live less than a 90-minute drive from Dallas, Oregon. Does that count?

Not that my birthday is in May.

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you’re not helping

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I wonder how many people will be hoping to win, without realizing that they don’t meet all criteria.

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Driving at what speed?

GIF by GIPHY Studios Originals

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Yes, it’s my Birthday this month AND I live in Dallas AND you can come to my house on May 26th!

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I tried on the other thread. I wanted to see how the other 2/3 live.

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Huh?

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There is always the virtual suggestion!
Plus August is a really nice month to celebrate a birthday :kissing_heart::partying_face:!

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I’m going to be in El Paso in July and my birthday is in September. Hoping that makes me runner up!

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Maybe your birthday can identify as a May birthday?

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My birthday is on Christmas Day. Nobody ever comes to my house to celebrate it. I feel so unloved.

AND DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT FINDING MY HOUSE; I DON’T WANT YOU HERE.

STAY AWAY.

Have a good day!

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BUT I WOULD BRING YOU ALL THE PURPLE THINGS.

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You think you can buy your way into my heart with cheap purple things?

Well, yes you can.

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Purple Rain Prince GIF by GIPHY Studios Originals

Limping Willy Wonka GIF

Celebrate Dance Party GIF by Lisa Vertudaches

Love Is Love Dance GIF by Teletubbies

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You need help.

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You’re right. I can’t possibly find all the purple things by myself.

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My birthday is in May–in fact, it is May 26th but I don’t live in TX–sigh–maybe another year.

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Here’s a helper for you.

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Stay away from purple dinosaurs as they are creepy, and pretty much everything else would be great.

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Thank you! I will name him George and hug him and and pet him and squeeze him.

Flying French Bulldog GIF by Frank Macchia

purple animation GIF by Hey Pantarei

Camera Love GIF by Slanted Studios

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