Woot! Fruit Card Protection System

You should Offer a $1.1 million reward to prove said non-existence

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How do you deliver proof to somebody who doesn’t exist?

On the other flipper, if somebody doesn’t exist, they can’t tell you to prove that they don’t exist.

I love German people. I’m pretty sure they exist.

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Proof that @Narfcake ‘s cat does not exist

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If it sleeps on your clean clothes it’s your cat. He’s in denial.

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Speaking of German people, join my fantasy Bundesliga League.

I don’t know what that is. It looks scary.

I’m looking to hire somebody to create and manage a team for me.

@Froodyfrog are you ok? Is the man in the weird hat bothering you? Do you need a fuzzy blanket?

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https://www.southpaw.com/weighted-penguin-blanket.html

Have you tried one of those? I don’t think I’d like the pressure.

Join the fantasy league "Woot B0C Hooligans " and compare your football management skills now!

https://smile.amazon.com/Fin-Fun-Penguin-Climb-Blanket/dp/B074818D1J

Oh God no. I can’t do footed pjs. We’d all die.

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I’m in 1st place :w_happy2:

Sheesh.

It wouldn’t be for you anyways.


Thankfully, I rarely buy things for myself or others.

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What shape is the football you’re referring too?

:soccer: this one

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You’re always so selfish. I’d get them for us both but noooo…

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You want to share a blanket with me? o_O

I already have an offer from a different Wooter to be their roommate.

Can you top ear scratches?

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