Back Out Car! Got it! I can stop bitchin’ now
Yass the shirt coupon is one of my favorites
Did you use the $1 coupon?
Right about now, @davejlives is saying “I’m gonna need a bigger flask”
Everyone would see right through that ploy, they all know @davejlives can’t read. He just uses text-to-voice and voice-to-text.
There are 17 cent shirts?
No, I was in too much of a rush.
Argh!!! Lost out on the spatzle maker while in the VoP!
Plus I am highly disorganized and have a terrible short term memory, so I wouldn’t have remembered where I wrote it down, if I wrote it down.
I never know how long to wait in the AKA Vestibule of Close But No Cigar… I never get booted back to Woot home page and of course don’t get sent to check out page.
Why did I just buy more shirts?
Oh, because they were a really, really good idea?
not stress - this is fun
Society approves of clothing usually.
FREE Farting Sheep!