Woot Giveaway! Ends Friday 2/8 [ENDED]

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I’m using to taking crap, give me what ya got. Can’t be worse than customer service or the Army.

I’ll take that BOC of your hands!

Woot! I’ll take that crap off your hands!

I don’t really need any more crap, but I’m compelled to request some. I simply cannot help myself. May I have some crap, please?

Well. I do enjoy crap. So I’m in.

It’s not a haiku.

Wait, it is.

“Woot! I’ll take that crap off your hands!!”

Of course Woot! I’ll take that crap off your hands!! As long as it comes in a box I can’t lose.

Woot! I’ll take that crap off your hands!!

Only Woot could get people excited about CRAPtastic prizes…oh wait…I’m excited too! Crap me up Scotty!

What to do on a cold, rainy winter day? Woot! I’ll take that crap off your hands!! That would be more entertaining than a groundhog’s weather forecast or a political speech.

Woot! Everybody loves crap!

Woot! I’ll take that crap off your hands!!

Woot! I’ll take that crap off your hands!!

Woot, give me your crap. I’ll take it off your hands!

Woot! I’ll take those hands off your crap!!

I need woot crap because it has GOT to be more exciting than my crappy life.

Woot!!! I’ll gladly take that crap off your hands!

Woot! I’ll take that crap off your hands!!

Woot! I’ll take that crap off your hands!!

So you’re saying there’s a chance?!