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How can a coconut be sent - not using a swallow?

Milo!?!?! :exploding_head:

I thought there were 12 monkeys.:monkey::thinking:

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Can I get a screaming Milo monkey???

I advise avoiding the use of USPS

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Youā€™re just saying that so you can justify the run of see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil plushies that Brian ordered.

Same!!! In all my years of Woot, Iā€™ve never gotten one!! :sob:

Sometimes your pushes are extra pointlessā€¦ because we canā€™t read them.

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Milo the monkey. I dig it

Say Whaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

People at the Grotto areā€¦,

Are Mars bars made on earth?

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Why do not any of your shirts you sell have no pockets???.. if you get pockets I might buy

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Why do we park on driveways, and drive on parkways?

And, why are they called ā€œapartmentsā€, when they are all together?

And, please send me a BOU ā€¦box of unicorn stuff. For no reason at all. Please and Thank you.

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I think the Woot staff has left the building. We have been hanging for some answers but no replies. Oh where are you The Great and Knowledgeable Woot.

Hey! Our catā€™s is named Milo! Why would you name a monkey after a cat?

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Does anyone have a pic of Milo?

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Sometimes I feel like a third monkey.

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Monkey 1 monkey 2 monkey 3 monkey do.(doo)