woot tried to assasinate me..


#1

I clicked the woot podcast for the first time in over a month, and started laughing hysterically.

//gasps for breath

It was about that flaming thread over bringing back the car

//gasps for breath

crash

//pants

medic…

//passes out


#2

//pulls DM out of the crash site

//gets a hot nurse to administer CPR


#3

Nurses on fire have a hard time doing anything but screaming and running around in circles…


#4

So much for that “non-flamable” garment tag on those cute little uniforms. Oh the inlemmingity!


#5

One of the fan club women Mindy mentioned is me! It seems I’m a guy! Wish someone had told me. Maybe that is why childbirth hurt so much. Mindy is a native NYer too, but she moved, to be closer to woot.

See Ace, we still need a Mom here! We need you! One hour a day, you can do it!


#6

Geez, bonehead, I got a hot nurse to give you CPR, what more do ya want?

Anbd please do not set fire to me, I still have work here to do.


#7

Preferably a live one not about to expire from being set on fire.

Request granted.

Where’s my cheetos?


#8

Got a trap baited to catch hopefully either a raccoon or opossum tonight. If it’s female, you want that one?


#9

Hot nurse is here.
Cheetos are on her cart, so to speak.
Enjoy yourself, DM, as will all of us…


#10

I prefer my nurses at flesh temperature. Flaming ones tend to set fire to the cheetos. The cheetos contain a lot of oil and burn easily.


#11

What exactly is flesh temperature?

WTF did you do with all the cheetos I got last week? No wonder your bottom is so round!


#12

so, “core” temperature is about 37C. i.e., rectal temp.
extremeties are quite a bit lower- can be in the low 30s. can also be as high as core.

by the way, lemming, there are a couple of kinds of ‘hot’. For nurses, I highly recommend the ‘other’ definition than you are used to.