Woot! Still can’t buy beer but old enough to stand on a corner next to the liquor store dragging on a heater, waiting for the next person to walk in that doesn’t look like a narc and will buy you beer.
Happy Early Birthday!!
Flash to the past. My first Woot birthday I participated in was when the Monkeys turned 16 and we’re super excited to be getting their driver licenses. . Glad they are still alive for another birthday celebration.

Well, this is a horrible time for my kids to start their summer break. sigh… at least my wallet will appreciate it.
Also, I blame Prime Day for this birthday movement travesty. Clearly the mothership doesn’t know that Woot has the best deals. Prime Day is the actual disappointment and is HIGHLY overrated.
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What is the route woot should take for their 19th birthday party.
- Woot should give us all goodie Bags o Crap for their birthday
- Woot should throw a party and do a couple of keg stands
- Woot is too young for keg stands so cake and ice cream a pinata, and goodie bags o crap for all.
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How does one prepare for this?


Done. ![]()

Yesssss, the return of Funhouse. My favorite!
114TH!
I’m the 28th!

Never first

HaPpY 19th BiRtHdAy WOOT !!!
Happy Birthday! I hope I can make it
Us too!