Woot turns 20!

[pepper114]

Amazon ruined Woot, it’s true.

[Froodyfrog]

Actually, I made $100 getting free mason jars, so I have some money for Woot Gear.

[Wooter396777228]

Seriously? I won’t be out of jail until the 17th!!

Unless they change the 31 day rule. I’d be cool with that.

[pepper114]

The Woot merch store is like the Scholastic Book fair they used to set up in the library. I CAN SMELL IT!

[Froodyfrog]

Pretty sure that that’s your aunt’s perfume.

[pepper114]

It might be @katblue’s potato salad. Did you know she doesn’t put pimento in hers? It’s scandalous.

[pepper114]

@jniemeier

@Narfcake

Your blood. You might pass out after the third time, but that’s a risk we’re all okay about.

It’s better if the blood is drained prior to the BBQ.

Ya know, so pepper can get as much money ahead of time.

Should I roll him around and squeeze him? Like you do with lemons?

We could set him up in front of Swoot and sell penguin hugs.

[dakid72]

[jniemeier]

@pepper114

@jniemeier

@Narfcake

Your blood. You might pass out after the third time, but that’s a risk we’re all okay about.

It’s better if the blood is drained prior to the BBQ.

Ya know, so pepper can get as much money ahead of time.

Should I roll him around and squeeze him? Like you do with lemons?

We could set him up in front of Swoot and sell penguin hugs.

Ohhh penguin hugs. That’s a new business angle for SWOOT! I like it. The penguin can pass out SWOOT! swag with each hug.

We might have to add a caution sign. The penguin might bite people if he smells candy and Snapple.

[Froodyfrog]

@pepper114

It’s scandalous.

[knoxvle]

So i’m assuming that with no mention of BOC’s in this event means, they are dead?

[davejlives]

this is so perfect

[pepper114]

@jniemeier

@pepper114

@jniemeier

@Narfcake

Your blood. You might pass out after the third time, but that’s a risk we’re all okay about.

It’s better if the blood is drained prior to the BBQ.

Ya know, so pepper can get as much money ahead of time.

Should I roll him around and squeeze him? Like you do with lemons?

We could set him up in front of Swoot and sell penguin hugs.

Ohhh penguin hugs. That’s a new business angle for SWOOT! I like it. The penguin can pass out SWOOT! swag with each hug.

It’s pretty good. He’s just short enough that his flippers won’t reach anything they shouldn’t.

Edit: the stickers he passes out can say “I GOT BIT BY THE STORE PENGUIN AT SWOOT” and there’s a 1 in 10 chance he brings blood.

[jniemeier]

A penguin bite at Swoot! will be more exclusive then the soon to be gone boc. We’re going to be rich. Everyone will want a chance to get bitten by a penguin.

[pepper114]

Richer! Since Woot isn’t using the boc anymore…I believe that opens up the IP. We can sell boc shaped band-aids.

I’m kinda bummed the SOS packages at Swoot don’t seem to sell out. Why does everyone think they’re nautical? That’s not what that means.

[Narfcake]

@jniemeier

A penguin bite at Swoot! will be more exclusive then the soon to be gone boc. We’re going to be rich.

I’m not sure there’s much demand for the “I was bit by a penguin and didn’t even get a catshirt” shirt, though.

[jniemeier]

But what if they did get a cat shirt!

[Froodyfrog]

If they get by a penguin, then they turn into part of a narf?

[pepper114]

You did want to visit the vet. We’ll stop by on the way home and make sure you’re up to date.

[GmaGaaahhGaaahh]

Woot woot!