WOOTDUNNIT - Combined Crap Tracking

Also scored a Hollywood Crap. I’m hoping Taylor Swift is in mine. :slight_smile:

Crap Collector. Hope mine contains a full cheese platter.

This will be my 10th bag of crap according to my purchase history. BUT, on Mar 22,2012 I scored 11, eleven. They are all marked as “denied,” but they weren’t. I can’t recall what was going on at the time, some kind of Woot event. I’m sure there are photos of the haul in my old computer. The only thing I can recall is the 64G Samsung tablet; the one that runs on Webos, or something like that.

Up until now, my only crap was won(?) at last years b’day celebration. It was sufficiently, no more than sufficiently crappy to write it off as a lesson learned and swear a solemn oath not to get crapped on again.

But there it was, “Eyes Wide Crap”, singing its siren song of “10 points for Team char, darlin’, 10 points for the team!”, and before I knew it, I had succumbed.

This time, there will be no illusions, no dreams of spectacular items. Yes, I helped my team win, and apparently it’s getting me the opportunity to buy more crap. And I can’t wait!

I got a Bureau of Craps.

They’re all gone. :frowning:

Has any BOC shipped yet? And is there a grand total on number of BOC’s for the festivities?

Not complaining, I’ve scored enough bags over the years but my wife won one legitamently this go around for only the second time in many, many years. The stinky part is we purposely only use one credit card, different names on the card but it’s the same number, and her’s got cancelled. Quite a bummer. I understand the policy, so again not complaining, but her winning one was legit.

Crap. I know who killed me.

I’ve been ordering crap since September of 2004 and in my heart of hearts I still have abysmally low expectations.

Probably not.

I don’t see that we canceled her order or yours. Order from “cslovely” is on my list for orders to be fulfilled.

ADQ, you rock this whole thing each go round. It has to be a pain in the backside to get all those disappointment-filled boxes out the door in a fairly timely manner, and checking for dupes can’t be fun.

I’m sure this has been asked, but do you have a grand total of crappy crappiness this time around?

I can’t wait to get my boc. I ordered it on Eid. So in a way it’s my Eid gift to myself that I have no clue what’s inside.

This is my very first Big Ol’ Carrot and I’m super excited!

Very true. At least time time it stopped at 2. I think I got 4 last year! LOL


You can do the Bag of Crap Simulation Simulator™ while you wait in anticipation. I’ll explain.

  1. Cut a lemon in half and then in half again. Hold a quarter of the lemon in your left hand.

  2. Watch the ‘Vader reveal’ scene from Empire Strikes Back. You know what’s going to happen, but it’s still exciting to watch.

  3. Move quickly into the kitchen and catch your knee squarely on the corner of a cabinet.

  4. Immediately put the lemon in your mouth and chew.

Congratulations! You have completed your first Bag of Crap Simulation Simulator™ simulation!

Advanced simulations involve cutting chili peppers with bare hands and then wiping your eyes. But this is your first rodeo, I wouldn’t rush anything.

That’s great news! She said she logged into her account and didn’t see in her list. Thanks for looking and confirming. Truly appreciate that. She’s very excited!

You guys rock!

is it just me or does everyone check the order status multiple times a day (its my first boc)