Wootgasm.


#1

Noun. The feeling of intense mental and physical pleasure one gets when one woots something one really, really wants before it is sold out. Example: “I bought three WD Hard drives today for $150 and promptly had a wootgasm!” - Or, “I’ve never bought BOCs before because I live on the East Coast, but the other night I was up drinking and I just happened to click on woot.com at 1:00 a.m.” “I got three BOCs and wootgasmed so hard I fell off my chair!”


#2

Good word! I know exactly what you are talking about!
Do you have a word for when you miss the BOC even though you were there at 1am sharp?


#3

And almost wootgasmed before you realized that you were out of luck? I was thinking that was premature wootaculation but I could be wrong.


#4

Or impotence.


#5

Or wootus interruptus.


#6

Bwaahahahaha! Love it.


#7

lol


#8

My wife actually experienced multiple wootgasms during the last WOOT-off.


#9

lol


#10

Well, sure, since the WOOT-off lasted multiple days. I mean, I would hope so, since that’s what the WOOT-off is supposed to be about.


#11

Yeah, but personally, I think she was faking it on the salad spinner.


#12

Perhaps, perhaps. But I ask you - Have YOU ever waited for lettuce to dry? I think not.


#13

finally!


#14

did you get in on it too?


#15

Nah, I just like to watch.