Woot's Funhouse: Wednesday, 4/17/19

It’s true. Several people with important-sounding degrees spent many years trying to come up with an appropriate classification but finally gave up and got really, really drunk, quit their jobs, and now they tend bar in a resort town in Mexico.

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that makes sense! The transversal flip of the time continuum when speed warping through the Woot deals gets me backwards flopped into the fourth dimension.

I think

TIME. TRUCK.

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I was done before it even went live. Too bad I won’t be around for most of it… unless… *cough *cough I think I’m coming down with something.

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I tried watching them back in the day and I couldn’t get through them. What exactly was the intention with these?

Time Truck existed in a realm beyond intention.

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Next time I design my own business card, I should have a paraphrasing of that.

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Are you busy today? :stuck_out_tongue:

image
(https://xkcd.com/303/)

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I made the same mistake earlier. The link for the doors is advertised to be posted around mid-day today.

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Scroll over text:

‘Are you stealing those LCDs?’ ‘Yeah, but I’m doing it while my code compiles.’

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I won’t be able to participate for the first hour or so.

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You’all been warned.

:frowning:

Awww.

The other websites they run mostly sell cheap crap too, like near unusable. Sidedeal is kind of a joke. I’ve yet to see a meh deal that looked good tbh

Well the Quip toothbrushes were a fun ride…

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would that be QVD?

BVD(s)?