That is why I added the ‘s’.
So…
Bovine Viral Diarrhea Virus Syndrome?
I’m seeing cows in the post now. Did they recently announce a petting zoo as well?
Who?
Thought maybe they (woot) had a petting zoo to go with the funhouse now since we’re talking bovines. Or I supposed it could be a slaughterhouse and we’ll see a lot of gourmet meat items.
I’d say something, but it might rub salt on some fresh Woot wounds…
Well done. Very Cleaver
Please send help! My Funhouse is not working…
The event is not starting until tomorrow. 
Totally accidental.
That’s what happens. Woot has taken my mind. Thank you!
Want directions to where they store minds which they took?
Yes, please. I am new at this and could really use my mind right now…
Sorry for the delayed response, I was in the bathroom with my cow. You do not want to go in there.
I mean, if that’s what you’re into, I won’t judge.
Thank you. Most people just don’t understand.
I cannot wait to have fun tomorrow. What is behind door number…
Sounds pretty fun & exciting