So basically just tell a joke, if its a joke where someone has to answer it (knock knock jokes) then the person can answer then do a joke. Please no racist or sexist jokes. Ill start!

What does a redneck call a deer with no eyes?

no ideer :stuck_out_tongue:

Why was six afraid of seven?

Because 7 8 9!

What’s black and white and red all over?

A newspaper

What do you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

a couch (or chair), a bed, and a toothbrush.

What building has the most stories?

a library

what’s red and smells like blue paint?

a painted blue book

What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the evening, and three legs at night?

hehehe, actually i was going to say, “red paint”

ooo! oops, hehe

A human.

(morning = baby = crawling
evening = adult = walking
night = senior adult = walking with a cane)

That’s more of a riddle than a joke.

How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away the credit card.

What did the toilet say when it hit forty?

you should get that examined,

What goes 99 clunk, 99 clunk, 99 clunk?

a centipede with a peg leg?

what do you call a hot dog with the meat taken out?

A mad scientist’s disgusting experiment.

actually, i was thinking… “a hollow weenie!”