Offer: $5 bucks, a pair of gravity boots and a jazzercise cassette tape. Take it or leave it.
Hoping there are folks out there familiar with “flash fiction” subcategory: Six Word Stories. This is a jump from one of the most famous of these, (possibly) by Hemingway:
Shirt won. Super surprised. Thanks voters!
Nice shirt! The 6 word story would be a fun Woot prompt/competition.
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