Worst sandwich?
Headcheese sandwich for me
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BLT - WTF people just eat bacon.
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BLT
Bratwurst, Liverwurst, and Tuna!
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Bacon - heaven
Lettuce - tasteless rabbit food
Tomatoes - tasteless red rabbit food
Just stick with the bacon and don’t waste your time with the rest.
I’ve seriously never eat a tomato in my life that’s had any flavor. And before you go, you haven’t tried xxxx tomato. Don’t, it has no flavor to me. It’s a red sponge.
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If you try eating 1/2 lb of bacon without the “rabbit food,” you may find it gets old without variety of ice cold lettuce and a tart zing of tomato as contrast. BLT that becomes just B is not much fun.
Bread and Pepto Bismol chaser optional
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All I heard was blah blah blah eat bacon.
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Sooooo… Eat bacon. Got it.
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Blasphemy!!!
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I was saying Lettuce and Tomato go nicely with Bacon. Have not tried adding them to Blasphemy.
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Uh guys, it’s a haunted BLT. Share the lettuce with the poltergeist obviously…
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FIFY
Eggs go nicely with BLT too.
Remember to chill the tomato and make sure the lettuce is crisp
Eat while the bacon is warm and the egg slightly runny
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Ugh… You just ruined the eggs and bacon.
Don’t forget to throw the chilled tomato and crisp lettuce in the garbage while you enjoy your eggs and bacon.
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The blasphemy was to your “is bacon grease bad for you”! It made no mention of soul. Bacon=soul. Therefore, blasphemy.
I understood. Joking and nitrites aside, it’s still not good for you.
But it still beats “Toejam sandwich” as an offered Woot choice.
Most of us stopped trying this a while back.
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I don’t know how anyone could vote BLT compared to Peanut Butter & Sardines, or Pickles & Sand. At least Peanut butter and Sardines is two edibles put together. Pickles and sand sounds like a way to cut up your mouth and further irritate the cuts with an incredibly salty product.
“The other day you know I had a wish sandwich.
Well a wish sandwich is the kind of a sandwich
Where you have two slices of bread and you
Wish you had some meat!”
“What do want for free —
a Rubber Biscuit ?”
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Tunafish and liverwurst mixed together