Worst superpower?
Don’t mess with wine that’s just mean
The ability to instantly manipulate your own age, but only in fast forward.
I can think of uses for all of these, especially the soup one (depending on how one defines soup anyway).
Bad luck
I’d say instantly grow one fingernail. What for lol?
knowing woot’s idiotic poll questions before they’re posted.
Living forever
Just think of all the money you could make selling real nail extensions! (You’d get used to the pain of ripping them out and then instantly regrowing them. I assume. Either way…
!!!)
Instantly knowing the number of skin cells on a body and updates when they fall off to become dust.
Turning fine wine into Kool Aid would be evil, so if that’s what you’re into that would be a fine power.
But the power to stub your toe when there is nothing around to stub your toe on would be the worst.
Even worse if you couldn’t control it.
Being able to talk to any animal once and only for 5 seconds
I was thinking that could be helpful when your nail is cut too short
The ability to rip gigantic,superhuman farts, but they’re silent and don’t smell at all.
Midas touch but instead of gold, everything you touch turns into poop. Only you are immune.
Always being right, but only to people who are always wrong.