Would you rather:

[wootbot]

Would you rather:

[albuddy]

no..just…no

[ExplicitDank]

[ShadowHeir]

If walking somewhere deserted isn’t an option.

[wootsboc]

[Wooter533386701]

The only person who would be bothered my me walking naked is everyone.

[RebelTaz]

I’m walking naked. If I eat the worms, then I suffer. If I go a-walkin’, the OTHER people are the ones who have to suffer

[wahya451]

One ends you up in jail and possibly on the sex offender registry for an indeterminate amount of time, the other one is just gross… Kind of… Doesn’t say you can’t add anything to the bowl of worms to change the flavor. Ketchup can change the flavor of a lot of things. Just saying.

[delgadojb]

[TheSquishyShelli]

You know that chewing the worms would be worse, right? Swallowing them whole is the best way to eat worms.

[wootuserjared]

To navigate the options, I will kill the worms and weave them into a loincloth. I would then walk the required quarter mile to get my real clothes. This keeps me from eating worms, out of jail, and Ethel wouldn’t need to look away.

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[Wooter363861858]

Can’t I do both?

[wootuserjared]

Walking a quarter mile naked with a bowl of worms… well, you already have your defense lined up.

[Wooter726003802]

Neither…

Unless I get … for it …?

Nope, nada, not worth it.

[salanth]

Can you use body paint? Naked bike ride every year happens in my city.

[mrbarister]

This is going to be a fun one to explain to the cops.

[DoctorOW]

I’m hot, I’ll walk naked. You’re welcome

[intrepid01]

Col. Worf volunteers it blue rare

[gnuman]

You don’t get arrested for eating worms.

[gnuman]

You will suffer in jail when you get busted.