knutty
May 30, 2007, 2:31pm
301
why would i want something that does more than me? PFFFTTTT
ENOUGHT OF THE CAT CRAP ALREADY - That was so a couple of woot offs ago. Please Drop it. To all you noobs
STFU
and quit writing “first” - “poop” and other BS and complaining about not seeing your b-a-g-s -o-f- -c-r-a-p . You just joined and have not bought a thing so why should you reap any benefits.
Wow, someone needs a time-out in their safe place.
kippyj
May 30, 2007, 2:31pm
303
nah, just chicago. as far as i know i can still cross the illinois border.
no more monkeys
well, the blacks completed the trilogy, or so it said
//not racist
actually its brilliant.
they do a few BOC every now and then. but people sit on the site for hours waiting for it to show up. all the while buying crap to hurry it along.
Those are COMPLETED auctions not new ones
Finally, a cat pic worth posting!
I looks like it doing the evil money point!
That made me laugh! That is so psychiatric.
And watch out if you wait too long to renew. Had to put a rush on mine… $217 and 12 days later I was able to officially travel from and return to the states…
slibs
May 30, 2007, 2:32pm
316
I heard they get jealous of Roomba’s and leave trails of dust to basement stairs or full bathtubs.
I’d get one to bother the cats if I didn’t already have a RoboRaptor to do that. They still puff up when that thing turns to look at them.
sosdd
May 30, 2007, 2:32pm
317
costs more than 20 bucks.
bring on the cheap crap.
What he really needs is more SPAM in his diet… shall we help him, gang?
I’ll begin:
Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings wearing horned helmets. Whenever the word “spam” is repeated, they begin singing and/or chanting. A man and his wife enter. The man is played by Eric Idle, the wife is played by Graham Chapman (in drag), and the waitress is played by Terry Jones, also in drag.
Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what’ve you got?
Waitress: Well, there’s egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam…
Waitress: …spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam…
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: …or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there’s spam egg sausage and spam, that’s not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don’t want ANY spam!
Man: Why can’t she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT’S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn’t got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam… (Crescendo through next few lines…)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean ‘Urgghh’? I don’t like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can’t have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: I don’t like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don’t cause a fuss. I’ll have your spam. I love it. I’m having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam… (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: (Singing elaborately…) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!
BUT I DONT LIKE SPAM!!! damn Vikings!