x = pb+j

Good lord woot, you had better be saving Equinox for last. Yesterday notwithstanding, this has been the weakest crop of EC’s in my memory.

Ah, so this is what they mean by “Applied Mathematics”.


Sudo make me a sandwich.

i’m in for 2!

All this math on the shirt seems a bit problematic.

Does this mean jelly is imaginary?

Ooooh… THAT’S how Mom did it all these years.

let p = peanut butter

and j = jelly

and t = time

pjt = awesome

Oh, the irony! I was actually enjoying one myself when it came up so I figured that means that I just had to get one…

Where does the baseball bat fit into this equation?

Finally I can make my lunch!
It was taking me forever to figure this out.

You got your peanut butter in my jelly.
You got your jelly in my peanut butter.
Two great tastes that taste great together.
There’s no wrong way to eat a PB&J.

I always had strawberry jam on mine

I prefer having more jelly than peanut butter in ma sammich - else I’d need a ton of milk to prevent the darned peanut butter from sticking to the roof of my mouth. It should be: x = 1pb+2j.

Wait… Google has provided me with Arachibutyrophobia: the fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth. Neat-o.

Oh, I hope that’s not to scale…

Does the back show the Pythagorean Theorem to calculate the amount of crust to be removed for finicky kids?


Never put grapes, whole glass (or plastic) bottles with PB+J! It tends to ruin High school for you…


You were all thinking it.