stop it. Just stop it
But it’s so new and rectangular!
gimme gimme gimme, I need a sugar daddy. Or a sugar momma, I’m not even picky at this point. WINK LOL, no wait I immediately regret that statement after flashing back to my marriage. I’d rather play pinball with quarters than share my house with that nonsense! I just need to make friends with someone who will buy one of these, I’ll bring food!
Being hetero-flexable will help your chances.