Yo mama!

We need some good ol fashion “yo mama” jokes.
Out of respect of the upcoming holiday!

Yo mama is so fat that when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

I’ve actually never heard ‘Yo Mama’ jokes. I must have had a sheltered childhood or it’s a Southern thing??

Yo mama so poor, the burglars break in and leave money.

Yo mama so fat, her patronus is a cake!

You mama so fat, she walked past the TV and I missed three episodes!

I very much appreciate the HP reference.

I will add…

Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.

Yo mama’s so green they used her for the last hole of the masters tournament.