Yogaslackers eLine Slackline Kit with Treewear
Shipping Options:: $5 Standard OR $10 Two-Day OR $20 One-Day
Shipping Estimates: Ships in 1-2 business days (Thursday, Jan 22 to Friday, Jan 23) + transit
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I can almost hear the collarbones snapping from here…
Is it April 1st already?
Easy decision here, as this is on the list of Things I Will Never Need.
If using it as a slack line doesn’t kill me, I can always make a noose out of it to get the job done. In for one.