quit drinking
quit smoking
quit gambling
quit grumping
quit carousing
quit wooting
Yeah; riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!
Try:
quit making silly resolutions you’re not going to keep
Okay; I’ll quit carousing . . .
I like carousing, all the painted horse that go round and round. But I like a carouse
that has different types of animals that you can ride.
.
Quit working
Start smoking
Gain weight
Watch more TV
Take up gambling
Oh, and start attending church.
have more sex
Exactly why I’m going to church.
you have sex in chuch?
Way to go wise, baby…it worked for Brit! Just need the racy limo-exit shot for the next Tiger Beat. Or for Perez Hilton’s site…
Yeah!!
What he said!!!
And where is my Tiger Beat?
I want my money back…
Uh…
Well Catholics are encouraged to have lots and lots of sex within their marriage.
Moral to that?
Become Catholic and marry a nymphomaniac.
Ok, that was not funny.
I retreat defeated.
I like it neo. Maybe we can work it with a '49 Ford pickup.
Actually, Ace, I was contemplating becoming an alter boy.
lol at least not a priest
Acedad was an altar boy.
I sang in the church choir.
Catholic school uniforms, heh. Plaid skirts, white blouses, navy sweater.
Knee socks.
Stop it, Ace…yer killin’ me!
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I can help you with your resolutions. Come to my house clean for me (exercise & volunteering) and I’ll leave you a bowl of fresh fruit. All your resolutions taken care of…wednesday is good for me…lol