You Won't Believe What They Unearthed

Not so Rawr-y now, are we?

Very fossil like.

“curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!!!”

It is missing the turtle shell on his back!

There’s nothing to challenge my wallet like a good dinosaur derby.



I must be missing the joke here, what is this lil dinosaur thing? :- (

Is it Yoshi?

if the skull has blunt force trauma to the back of it, it’s Yoshi. If the bones show signs of the late stages syphilis, it’s Bowser and it confirms my suspicions about Peach.