Whether it’s boxing, Muay Thai, MMA, Greco-Roman Wrestling or just cardio kickboxing class, there’s no doubt that we are obsessed with beating each other up. But never mind the intense training, sponsorship and occasional concussion. There’s an even more vital element to fighting as a spectator sport:
If you’re gonna be a fighter, you’ve got to have a theme song.
I ask you, EBW, what are they going to play as you climb into that ring?
My God Nearer to Thee
I fought the law and the law won.
Fools Rush In
I’ve pretty much settled on “Wake me up before you go-go.”
Fool, Fool, Fool
Momma told me not to come
Good one.
Should I go with Slade instead?
I think so. Run Runaway it is.
That reminded me of “Psycho Killer” so I think I’d have to go with that…
“I Enjoy Being a Girl”
“I wanna be your dog”
For the rematch:
Depeche Mode’s “Just Can’t Get Enough”
“close to you” by the carpenters.
mmmbop
What, are these other songs for the times you come back as Hollywood Ducky?
I can’t decide on just one!
Well, to be honest, I wanted to say a medley of Thunderstruck and I Enjoy Being a Girl, but I just didn’t think it would make sense to the thread-reading public.
Whoever came up with “Popcorn” should die! I don’t know how many days it’s been, but it’s still in my head.