You've been asked to add something to a Time Capsule that will be opened in 25 years. What do you pick?
I think I would add an old neglected book. If it is neglected today, it will especially be needed in 25 years.

Obviously, I would include a Woot totebag.

A printout of the internet bc it’s bound to change between now and then.
A bottle of Bawls, in the Woot! can koozie, natch
“1984”, “Animal Farm”, “Brave New World”…
I’ll put this in:
Oh, and one of these:
I’ll use the time capsule to age some whiskey.
And a copy of the Idiocracy documentary, to explain what happened.

A newspaper is so cliche. You want to mess with the future folk. Put in something like a gas mask or post-nuclear fallout foodstuffs or crude drawings of mutant creatures or… I dunno, something like that.

A penny with some gum attached to it

Newspapers are classic for a reason. Especially the ads.
A collection of Pre-Remastered music along with a device to play it back on.
An engraved & sealed canister, “Time capsule. Please wait another 25 years for this one.”
Guess what is inside that canister… 



Money. Bills & coins.

Doge memes and doge coin.

wtf is a “newspaper”?!?
If it was 25 years ago today

