yuck


#1

nothing works. i’ll never win. everybody hates me. i’m going to fail.


#2

You are so wrong.


#3

I would suggest counselling


#4

Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love.
There’s nothing you can do that can’t be done.
Nothing you can sing that can’t be sung.
Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game
It’s easy.
There’s nothing you can make that can’t be made.
No one you can save that can’t be saved.
Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be in time
It’s easy.
All you need is love, all you need is love,
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love.
All you need is love, all you need is love,
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
There’s nothing you can know that isn’t known.
Nothing you can see that isn’t shown.
Nowhere you can be that isn’t where you’re meant to be.
It’s easy.
All you need is love, all you need is love,
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
All you need is love (all together now)
All you need is love (everybody)
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.


#5

Well, perhaps if you’d stop that annoying habit of drumming the fingers on your left hand on your home keys, at least your cube neighbors wouldn’t hate you so much. Who knows, you may even find love.


#6

//hugs asdfasdfasdfasdfasdf


#7

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#8

asdfasdfasdfasdf and ;lkj;lkj;lkj;lkj need to meet ghghghgh. Now we’ve got something!


#9

as in glugh glugh?


#10

asdfasdfasdfasdfasdf, everything seems better after a nap.


#11

heh heh. Stuck it in my back pocket!


#12

heh heh. Stuck it in my back pocket!


#13

Well then you should use it to remove your double post!

asdfasdfasdfasdfasdf, if you are a kid, the hormones slow down when you get older.
Stupid hormones.


#14

funnily enough, this is the only thread which goes off the screen for me


#15

double post
double trouble
boil boil bubble and trouble
watched pots never boil
who watches the watchmen
wind your watches
wind in the sails

Weeeeeee


#16

thanks for everyone’s support. things are looking up for me, i have a new idea about selling disposable plastic bags that people can store garbage in! get it, the bag itself is ALSO garbage!


#17

just make sure the bag is not water soluable!


#18

or you can try making mayonaise


#19

((((asdf))))


#20

Oops, wrong thread.