Gah!
I was gonna buy 3 of this for somebody, but had the following issues:
- I forgot to add my new card, so I switched to a different card.
- I had to update the address.
- I accidentally chose a PO Box.
- Order was denied.
- It sold out when I went to fix things.
I blame @pepper114.
It’s not my fault you gave your credit card numbers to a person selling licorice out of the tote trunk of a golf cart at the Target! I said I’d buy you some once we got into the store but noooo someone had to get their feathers all in a flap and roll around in a mud puddle. Honestly, why don’t you ever have cash with you?
Tuxedos don’t have functional pockets.
What’s “cash”?
This guy?
Elvis?
I think I have an emergency $20 bill hidden in my wallet but otherwise, I haven’t carried cash in YEARS.
No, no, the aliens got that one.
I keep some for candy bar sales.
Where, uh, where is your wallet kept?
It’s funny, since I was gonna use a coupon for the order.
Do you have any licorice left?
Which flavour would you like?
Red.
Cherry, or strawberry?
Strawberry.
Same pretty much. I do occasionally shop at a local farmer’s market stand that I’ll use cash for if only getting a small amount of items. 
Now that Girl Scout Cookie season is starting … might need another $20. 